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Bride’s Cousin Won’t Attend Wedding Over “Rude” List Of Rules

A couple sent out a wedding “fact sheet” along with the invites to their nuptials and the expletive-filled contents have already led to one guest refusing to attend. The cousin of the bride posted a photo of the rude list of rules on Reddit’s wedding shaming section and let it speak for itself. The title at the top reads: “Sh*t you need to know” and goes on to mention food, accommodations and dress code, without providing much information at all.

  • Instead of a place for guests to choose a meal, under “dietary requirements,” it reads, “eat what you’re given, you fat f*cks.”
  • For dress code, there’s no guidance, instead it reads, “Wear whatever the f*ck you want. Go butt f*ck naked for all we care.”
  • And instead of stating that the wedding will be a child-free event, under “children,” it reads, “Leave your little sh*t at home. We want to get f*cked up. (We will turn you away.)”
  • There’s also a not-so-helpful “Hotels” entry that gives no info, only “Google it you lazy f*ck.”
  • For parking? It’s no better and reads, “Follow the f*cking directions we gave you dumb*ss.”

And get this - the only part that’s relatively polite is the part for “Wedding gifts,” which informs guests, “If you wanted to give us a wedding gift, a contribution to our honeymoon would be perfect.”

Source:Reddit


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