A Texas man’s walk down the aisle took a wrong turn when he decided to rob a bank the day before his wedding so he could pay for his fiancée’s ring — and she saw surveillance images of him posted by police, according to a report. Instead of exchanging vows, Heath Edward Bumpous of Crockett was charged with aggravated robbery for allegedly informing a teller at Citizens State Bank in Groveton that he had a gun and demanding that she fork over cash. “He basically stated that he was getting married tomorrow so he didn’t have enough money for a wedding ring that he wanted to buy and he needed to pay for the wedding venue,” Trinity County Sheriff Woody Wallace said. Bumpous turned himself in at the Houston County Courthouse and most of the stolen money has been recovered, along with the clothes and the gun, the sheriff said, adding that the former EMS worker has confessed to the crime. It was unclear if and when the couple will tie the knot.
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