You’re afraid to take a bath
It’s the only time the Baby Shark song is more scary than annoying
Discovery channel has better ratings then NBC
The beach looks like no man’s land
Harpoon sales are through the roof
You know more about hammerheads then humans
You haven’t binge watched like this since stealing your ex’s Netflix password
The Jaws theme song is stuck in your head
Everyone is putting their boats up for sale
You just realized you’re more of a lake person
It’s the only week of the year you wish you were a marine biologist
Forget swimming with sharks, you won’t even swim with the minnows