Sos

Sos

I laugh at my own jokes so you won’t have to, but you probably will because I’m hilarious. Full Bio

 

Signs That It's Shark Week

You’re afraid to take a bath

It’s the only time the Baby Shark song is more scary than annoying

Discovery channel has better ratings then NBC

The beach looks like no man’s land

Harpoon sales are through the roof

You know more about hammerheads then humans

You haven’t binge watched like this since stealing your ex’s Netflix password

The Jaws theme song is stuck in your head

Everyone is putting their boats up for sale

You just realized you’re more of a lake person

It’s the only week of the year you wish you were a marine biologist

Forget swimming with sharks, you won’t even swim with the minnows


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